11-28-2009 03:18 PM
· Post: #1
What not to post at penhacks.net
Spam, posting just to get your post count up:
OMG 200 POSTS!!!
This is lame, stupid, and will get you banned.
What you did last night:
I got **** and then me and my girl ****** and we brought some ****** over and....
we don't really care. great for you, but since i'm not involved i really don't care either.
Your successful life-meaning achievements:
I bought 50 hamsters, then lost them.
Wonderful, you are unsuccessful at keeping track of a box full of furballs surrounded by balls, wheels, and sunflower seeds. Here's a gold star.
P.S. I was just joking about the hamster part, trying to make some prozak'd up teens laugh for a change.
P.P.S again depression is no joke, i suffer from it. just trying to land a smile on the misruble runway of your face.
P.P.P.S. The last joke had nothing to do with looks, if you are ugly, well beauty is on the inside; looks never last forever and those that get call fat and ugly generally end up in a happier life then the "swim suit girl."
How your morning started:
"I rolled over scratched my ***, let out the most vile smelling gas bomb and fell back asleep."
wonderful, you sound like you have accomplished the meaning of life. keep it to you phone pals and girlfriend; its kinda gross to hear your morning rituals.
Stupid quotes:
Mondays are fundays!
WRONG. MONDAYS ARE THE DEVIL! You get all happy about the most annoying and misruble day of the week. This will get you banned, by the chat bot; humiliating huh?
P.S. Na just kidding, but seriously most of us hate mondays and mornings; we are up all night posting what do you expect?
P.P.S No, the bot can't ban members. but hmm what an idea...
Flaming other members (With Example posts):
Post 1(dark_angel69):
I got a 3k, can i install cfw on it?
Post 2(nomad_peace):
No, piss off idiot.
Post 3(spyder2314):
No, dark angel you cannot. Until that ipl is cracked, you can only hack a 3k with HEN.
nomad_peace, welcome to banville. population: you and all the other flamers, spammers and ponies.
Please be nice to the other users on the forums; even the n00bs. We were all n00bs at one point, and the extensive knowledge we have acquired screams "We have no lives!"
P.S. Na just kidding, we have lives. I go to school (College) and am pursuing a Associates in Computer Systems Technology. /just some of us have more free time then others. (Lucky buggers)
OMG 200 POSTS!!!
This is lame, stupid, and will get you banned.
What you did last night:
I got **** and then me and my girl ****** and we brought some ****** over and....
we don't really care. great for you, but since i'm not involved i really don't care either.
Your successful life-meaning achievements:
I bought 50 hamsters, then lost them.
Wonderful, you are unsuccessful at keeping track of a box full of furballs surrounded by balls, wheels, and sunflower seeds. Here's a gold star.
P.S. I was just joking about the hamster part, trying to make some prozak'd up teens laugh for a change.
P.P.S again depression is no joke, i suffer from it. just trying to land a smile on the misruble runway of your face.
P.P.P.S. The last joke had nothing to do with looks, if you are ugly, well beauty is on the inside; looks never last forever and those that get call fat and ugly generally end up in a happier life then the "swim suit girl."
How your morning started:
"I rolled over scratched my ***, let out the most vile smelling gas bomb and fell back asleep."
wonderful, you sound like you have accomplished the meaning of life. keep it to you phone pals and girlfriend; its kinda gross to hear your morning rituals.
Stupid quotes:
Mondays are fundays!
WRONG. MONDAYS ARE THE DEVIL! You get all happy about the most annoying and misruble day of the week. This will get you banned, by the chat bot; humiliating huh?
P.S. Na just kidding, but seriously most of us hate mondays and mornings; we are up all night posting what do you expect?
P.P.S No, the bot can't ban members. but hmm what an idea...
Flaming other members (With Example posts):
Post 1(dark_angel69):
I got a 3k, can i install cfw on it?
Post 2(nomad_peace):
No, piss off idiot.
Post 3(spyder2314):
No, dark angel you cannot. Until that ipl is cracked, you can only hack a 3k with HEN.
nomad_peace, welcome to banville. population: you and all the other flamers, spammers and ponies.
Please be nice to the other users on the forums; even the n00bs. We were all n00bs at one point, and the extensive knowledge we have acquired screams "We have no lives!"
P.S. Na just kidding, we have lives. I go to school (College) and am pursuing a Associates in Computer Systems Technology. /just some of us have more free time then others. (Lucky buggers)
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